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Posted by Tyler

"Hello Simone,
I listen to you on Loveline and am desperate for your help. I’ve been with my girlfriend for 10 years. In many ways the she’s the perfect partner, except in our sex life, which to be honest I find a little boring. She’s more ‘vanilla’. I am more sexually extreme and into BDSM. I want to start visiting BDSM ‘dungeon’ clubs. I want to confess to my partner who I am, but I am scared of what she will think of me. And if I’m honest, I think I want to leave my girlfriend for a far more exciting BDSM woman (who is Dominant and ‘mean’ which I love!) whom I met online, but I am also scared of what the new relationship would bring. What shall I do?"

Live a little. Dump your lovely but sexually dull girlfriend and go and enjoy a good hard spanking. Is that what you want me to say? If it is, I’m afraid you’re going to be painfully disappointed. I can’t ease your conscience any more than you can, it seems. I know you didn’t write to me so I would judge your sex life...

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Mart E. S.

February 13, 2012 7:45 AM

btw, stylie is also slang for a caucasian person with dreadlocks.... hmmmm...

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Mart E. S.

February 13, 2012 7:22 AM

Ha ha ha! You are such an anal dufus! it is stylie, which is slang for style which was made famous by the Beatie Boys you friggin troll! Beastie Boy stylie jackass! and who do you think psycho mike is inspired by when he does his jamaican accent? Blood clot!

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Jacob

February 10, 2012 8:25 PM

No S Sherlock! But in case you have not heard, Psycho Mike does his own version as well! Blood Clots! or whatever it is he says jamaican Henry stylie!

Mike does a Jamaican accent, but he has never claimed to be Henry specifically. Since Henry is not a celebrity or public figure, I think impersonating him publicly could actually put Mike on thin ice, legally speaking - which may be part of the reason he has NEVER done it.

By the way, there's no "i" in "style," Sherlock!

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Mart E. S.

February 08, 2012 2:00 PM

No S Sherlock! But in case you have not heard, Psycho Mike does his own version as well! Blood Clots! or whatever it is he says jamaican Henry stylie!

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Jacob

February 04, 2012 7:59 PM

Would love to hear Psycho Mike do his Jamaican Henry say Sex Contract!

Jamaican Henry is not a character, he is a real person.

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Don Ed

February 03, 2012 4:50 PM

Hello Simon, I have been a on and off listener of the show for some time, you guys are great! my first question is that i have been with my girlfriend for over 20 years and every time we have sex she pees no matter if she goes to the rest room before. Some times we do it in the car hers or mine, we love the adrenaline rush (still at our age ) but i back off due to i dont want the smell of it in the cars We do it all the time but with this problem im statring to lose my drive and holding my ground shall we say ...what to do

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Dennis T.

January 20, 2012 8:38 AM

Taylor, You're going to ruin your relationship with her with your jealousy, then you're really gonnna hate YOURSELF. Get over it, 3 isn't a lot.

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Mart E. S.

January 19, 2012 10:54 PM

Would love to hear Psycho Mike do his Jamaican Henry say Sex Contract!

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Taylor H.

January 19, 2012 5:58 PM

I have a very important question for Simone but I don't know how to.submit it, its concerning me and my girlfriend. I've been with her for 10 months and she took my virginity. The part I'm having a very hard time dealing with is that she has been with 3 other guys. It bothers me day in and day out. I can't seem to get past it and it makes me very angry at times where I take it out on other people. I know she loves me, but knowing she has been with other guys makes me hate her sometimes. I could marry this.girl but the fact that she has been with others makes me not want to. Do you have any advice?

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